Staff ‘Stach off…

About a month before the school year started, I was informed by a text message that I had been drafted into the Staff Mustache Race.  As Knutson said, “there are no winners in a mustache contest”; here they were on the last day of ‘stashness:

Staff Stash Picture

 Yes, that is a month’s worth of lip hair growth on my face.  Yes, I know it’s barely visible.  Yes, it is bald in the middle.   Yes, I am ashamed.

About Wellsy

Chris is a twenty-something Special Education teacher and Football coach in a little town south of Eugene, Oregon. Chris happily lives with his beautiful wife and his terribly uncoordinated Grate Dane named Moose. Chris has been known to travel, like reading, wanting more time to writing, be in the outdoors more, and generally not befoul the world.

Posted on September 29, 2008, in school and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. The guy in the front on the left has a serious stash going!

  2. That’s Joel… to be fair, Joel had a a thick goatee going and at our urging, shaved the middle. But yes, I am very jealous of his fu man chu.

  3. I vote for Joel as well… KICK ASS! and you still grow a better stash then my husband, and at least you goat is note worthy, when Matt had his it just looked like he had a dirty chin.

  4. That is a large number of 15 year old boys with lip smudges

  5. I prefer the term, “lip comb-overs”.

  6. Some look to natural and not creepy enough.. boo!

  7. I am tired of owning a Trojan purse!!! Unless you want to look at this name and my new USC gravatar every time you post something on your blog, I suggest you promise to stop putting mustard packets, spoons, potato chips, crayons, ketchup packs, menus, and knives in my purse. Otherwise, you are about to become USC’s biggest fan all over the internet– unless you promise to stop putting crap in my purse!!! Every time you hide something in my purse, I am making a BIG donation to USC football. If you don’t stop, forget about a white Christmas– all your Christmas presents will be cardinal and gold, and have USC and Trojan logos on them. Go USC!!!

  8. I still love how you’re so anti-Hitler that you refuse to grow hair directly below your nose.

  9. …only if it were a choice.

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