Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-29

  • If you were a musical instrument, you'd be a Keytar. The 80's were you hay-day, you're rarely seen, and frankly, you're kinda weird looking. #
  • Tonight's menu: Homemade ravioli (filled with minced pork, parmesan, chard, mushroom, garlic and basil) with optional homemade tomato sauce. #
  • Can anyone else smell the fire at the Goshen dump? #
  • You ever wake up and have your mouth taste like a bunson burner? #
  • Halfway through the first day of daily doubles. #
  • How does French Stewart live with himself? #
  • First day I didn't conk out in between two-a-days. #
  • Why are there so many songs about zombies? #
  • House is being shown! #
  • Sadly, it's the bachelir lifestyle for me tonight. #
  • Wow, can't type #
  • If you've found my voice, please return it to the address listed on its underside. #
  • A mixed bag of dreams and a gassy dog make for a long night. #
  • Not intentionally sappy, but I had a "life is great" realization while coaching and thinking about Jess. Not sure it could be any perfect-er #
  • Off for the last doubles practice… scrimmage @7:30 #
  • It's fun being self-absorbed; it's like being a Brawny paper towel that picks up twice as much me as the competition. #
  • I know it's going to be a good day when the dog is passed out in the sunlight, I'm drinking my morning coffee and making picco de gallo #
  • Sunday will be our second house showing in a week! Oh yeah! #

About Wellsy

Chris is a twenty-something Special Education teacher and Football coach in a little town south of Eugene, Oregon. Chris happily lives with his beautiful wife and his terribly uncoordinated Grate Dane named Moose. Chris has been known to travel, like reading, wanting more time to writing, be in the outdoors more, and generally not befoul the world.

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