Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-19

• In today's battle of man versus mileage: Man won (7 miles) #
• Why do the gods of fantasy football hate me? #
• Can a day get any better than rounding it off with dollar-an-ounce prime rib night? I doubt that it can. #
• I think there is a colony of spoons living somewhere in my car. #
• Two oranges are hogging the bed. #
• Got to meet my very first nephew ever! Welcome baby Kyden and congratulations to Dan and Sarah! #
• Negative, Ghostrider. #
• Tis the season for three weeks without teaching. #
• Jess is awesome: not only did she bake (and decorate) two different batches of cookies tonight, she did it all while baking two babies! #
• The best intentions of showering and taking on the day have resulted in the shower, but back to bed with my two avacados and beautiful wife #
• Apparently, when Jess came to bed last night, I bolted up in my sleep to ask her if we were sleeping. A little clarification never hurts. #
• Saturdays were made for 8" of snow and a fireplace. Winter weather isn't as daunting when you have no plans on the day. #