Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-12-26

• Weird dreams of teaching people I grew up with and Visas coming in for Japan and China #
• I am beyond pleased: 23 pound rib roast, seasoned, salt-crusted and slow-cooked: everyone found a piece they liked and a ton of medium rare #
• Moose's favorite pastime in Bend? Barking into the canyon and barking at the dog that barks back at him #
• Full moon and crisp night air makes for most pristine way to feed cattle #
• I'm a softy; sitting here listening to the Beatles' "Strawberry Fields Forever," tearing up, thinking about the twins. I can't wait. #
• Gotta love a Monday where responsibilites max out at: maybe get dressed and eventually I should eat something #
• Jiggity-jig #
• 2 hours of morning basketball… great start. #
• Now the day is mine to conquer… or not conquer, which would be conquering in its own right. #
• For the last hour, my mind has already started working around the house, however, my body has held it hostage, strapped down to the bed #
• I just got a $5 credit for movies and TV shows @amazonvideo. Click http://amzn.to/hh8gTP to get yours. #get5 #
• Another piece of baby furniture erected. Am I not a man? Pieces of laminated plywood quiver in the shadow of my screwdriver. #
• How many fat jokes can your mom make at your exoense in 4 hours? Mines up to 2. #
• Hopefully you thought for a half-second that you heard a hoof click on the roof and you question how a gift really got under the tree. #
• Now all I have to do is wait until May or June for my biggest presents. #