Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-27

• Up and atom! #
• Leg 1 of 4 complete. #
• For the record, from The Grove to The Dalles and back is approximately 422 miles, or about a hair under 8 hours. #
• Hopefully this is the only week of my life where we own three cars. #
• The answer to yesterday's question: in the desk which is in the garage. #
• When I grow up, I hope to be a curmudgeon. It seems like a position with lucrative advancement opportunities and benefits. #
• Yesterday, a woman in a store was outraged that there was only one salesperson on a "what day is this?" Lady, I think you have bigger issues #
• I'm willfully productive to a point, after that, I'm diligently unmotivated. #
• Basketball tomorrow morning at CGHS: 7am, if you're in town. #
• Not that any of you knew our landline number, but in case you did, we're canceling it. Please plan appropriately. #
• There is a new sense of happiness in seeing our coffeetable covered a foot deep in baby clothes. Now, only if we had two babies to fill 'em #
• I'm guessing that I made a killer roast beef if someone goes to the cupboard for a mug, so they can drink the au jus straight #
• Holy cow, it feels like the boys are playing in utero rugby tonight #